minxe:

having responsibility when you’re already an anxious mess

dapperzack:

zackisontumblr:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

blogfrenzy:

homoboyfriend:

IMAX and climax

Blockbuster and cockthruster

Hulu and Woohoo?

Amazon Prime and sexy time

Church and praying for forgiveness

tylerjoseoh:

everything just seems sort of off today. it may just be my anxiety but like. something is out of sorts and i can’t figure out what it is 

bradmajors:

voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh

susiethemoderator:

thebestoftumbling:

straighthater:

cellexa:

prettiesst:

whatthehecksasalad:

tastybeignet:

insecureghosts:

demontadark:

sarcashew:

gnarly:

plsbeyonce:

idreamofprospit:

nordickks:

aphdoorway:

snarkyhetalian:

aphrickastley:

crystalcranium:

aph-wurst:

gayerthanatwodollarbill:

weirdanimefan:

joenza:

pekoponsjin:

joenza:

incredibletree:

joenza:

name a country for every letter 

…

Angola

Belgium 

Canada

Denmark

Ethiopia 

France

Germany

Hungary

Italy

JOOOHNNN CENAAAAA

Korea

Lithuania

Monaco

Norway

Oman 

Perú

Qatar

Russia

Samoa

Turkey

Uruguay

Venezuela

Wales

Xalapa

Yemen

Zambia

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

tastefullyoffensive:

“Cats aren’t as useless as everyone says.” -Brandon Kutzke

“Kids are like little drunk people”
-Tara George

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